HERCULES by Enrique S.O.

So the day is getting closer!!! And of course I'm really excited. I'd like to invite you all to my theater play, it will be Disney's HERCULES. I've been in other plays, always as the good guy, but this is the first time that I'm the bad guy in the story. I'm really excited, and I'd love you to be there. I hope you can come and share this great experience I'm about to live. I will only be Hades, The Underworld God, in 2 out of the 5 presentations. I really hope you can come with me. I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun. Remember these are my "pininos" to Broadway!!!. :o)

WHEN? June 14th and June 21st

TIME? June 14th at 1:00 pm and June 21st at 11:00 am

WHERE? Teatro Julio Prieto (Used to be Xola)

Eje 4, Xola. Between Gabriel Mancera and Nicolás San Juan

Colonia Del Valle. (Next to the Hospital del Seguro Social)

MONEY? $ 150.00 pesos

IF A SANDWICH COULD TALK by Enrique S.O.

Please stop! First think about it. I was just prepared two hours ago. I don’t want to die, I’m really young, and besides that, I really miss my family. My dad used to love literature; he was a “HAMlet” Sandwich. My mom was a little overweight , but lets get real, how wasn’t she going to be like that if she was JAMmed with jam, my sister was a “CHEESY” sandwich who would always tell bad jokes and finally my younger brother was a “PICKLE” sandwich, always getting into trouble. I won't say anything about my grandpa, I really never got to see him, he was always out with his friends playing cards, dominoes and even golf; just as a real CLUB sandwich does.


Definitely I’m not an option. Come on, you must stop eating sandwiches; we are not a good at all. You should try vegetables instead. So listen, here’s a song I prepared for all of you. I hope you enjoy it.

REASONS FOR WHICH YOU SHOULD EAT VEGGIES

Aren't they cute? Aren’t they sweet?

Don't they look too good to eat

Have me no more

Come on, be a herbivore

Yummy trees, gummy sap

Stuff some flowers in your mouth

Don't eat me anymore

Come on, be a herbivore.

You'll lose weight easily

When you dine on greenery

Take a chance, join the dance

Tell the world you'll stick to plants.

Lovely leaves, dainty grass

Doesn't bread seem kind of crass

As a snack, we're a bore

Come on, be a herbivore.

Please don’t eat bread

We're not that nutritious

Have veggies instead

Cause they’re for sure delicious.

You want to eat me

I wish you wouldn't

I know you’d like

really shouldn't.

(TALKING)
I love you guys a lot

It's an undisputed fact

But look at these calories I've got

They will get stuck in your digestive tract.

Soooooo Please!!!!

Have some beans or some beets

You can even try some peas

Got some grapes you'll adore

But please say you'll be a herbivore

You could eat the whole outdoors

Come on, please become a herbivore.

DAD'S ARMY by Enrique S.O.

Right after The Second World War, many filmmakers were inspired by thousands of stories that the one just mentioned caused.

In this case, we're talking about Dad's Army, an idea first brought to reality by the writers Jimmy Perry and David Croft. It all started as television series broadcasted in British televisions between 1968 and 1977. It consisted on at least 80 episodes. Dad's Army became a film in 1971, directed by Norman Cohen and starred by most of it's original actors in the series. This film shows some men surrounded by their ridiculous situations getting prepared for a possible German invasion. These Home Guards aka Local Defense Volunteers want to serve their country even after they were not accepted in the regular military due to their age or to their mental deficiency.

Definitely one of the funniest films and probably the best film of a TV show ever, because it lets us combine the bitterness of a hard situation such as war, with the delightful essence that only comedy can offer. A must see.

Enrique S.O.